My Pledge: To you, the reader

I’ve tried this blogging lark before and absolutely no person, not a single soul read anything I wrote.This time will be different. This time instead of poking fun at Wendell Sailor, or getting sick in pot plants, I’ll add my insight into the political debates of the day or contribute to the ongoing social discourse. I shall reflect upon what it is to be human, and try to find answers to those questions that have perplexed us for years.

I will also mull over a nice pair of boobies and contemplate why Beer is so great. I see it as my duty to question the integrity of referees and opponents of my favourite teams. Furthermore, I promise you that I shall poke fun of all those that deserve it and those that can’t fight back.

This I swear in the name of Homer, Bart and Casper the Friendly Ghost.