The Spirit of Mateship

So three Brisbane Bronco Rugby League players are up on sexual assault charges. The story goes those one of them took a fine, upstanding young lady in the disabled toilets of a nightclub to perform sexual acts, and the other two followed. After performing oral sex on all three, she then consented to sex with two of the players. What she apparently objected to is the fact that the third player in question filmed it all on his mobile phone. She told her friends this, who were seemingly okay with the fact that she had just sucked three cocks in a row, and they advised her to press charges. As we know, finishing school teaches ladies to always look their best on camera, and she was worried that her mascara had run.

Now, things like that just didn’t happen to me in my not so swinging bachelor days. The closest thing that I ever got to fun in a nightclub toilet was nothing more than mildly amusing graffiti, but these blokes are prize idiots. If a girl at a club invites you, and your mates, into the bogs for a bit of fun then alarm bells should be ringing. Particularly if you’re a high profile athlete in a one team town, and especially if you team is playing a semi final the following week. Nevertheless, I won’t defend them as what they did was wrong, but what about her? Blimey, talk about a tart.

Miss Three Cocks needs to take a good, long, hard look at herself. Inviting one bloke into the john is bad enough, but three!? And what of her friends, letting her, obviously a few Champagnes down, invite a bloke into the bog for a bonk in the first place. What is most bizarre is that they seem more horrified by the act of filming, then they do by the act of doing it like they do on the discovery channel.

Now there are no winners in this sordid tale, only a warning to disabled club patrons everywhere to clean the seat before taking a dump.